Peter Pan and his shadow
Oh hey world, I forgot to show you the costume I made my girl Fin for halloween.
My costume this year….
The best part about it was that all day I got guys asking “who the fuck are you supposed to be?” And I just kept saying “Why are you such a skeez? you can go shave your back now.”
And then all the girls were like “OMG REGINA!” and I would be like “Why are you so obsessed with me??”
Tell em granny
eyebrows too extreme
when you got no milk…
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)
"Damaged people damage people."
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people